Wait. You mean they aren't? Fuck law school, then.
95% of obstruction and perjury cases would vanish if lawyers were allowed to tase and/or basement-imprison clients. Just saying.
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Can you imagine Reince's face right now?
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Now I'm imagining Sessions standing next to Trump with a taser and zapping him after every incriminating statement, and it brings me joy.
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Trump can tweet from the basement. Just saying.
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Obvious malpractice to go with the "or" option over the "and."
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I read that as taste at first. Been a long day.
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You can get shock collars at PetSmart.
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I had the same thought.
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Make it mandatory part of your representation?
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But then that'd be battery/false imprisonment *said in very bad studying voice*
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shock collars for depositions
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Some clients would need to be kept in a Faraday cage.
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@thegrugq "President Gimp... I mean Trump can't come to the phone right now."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo -
Tase first, ask for forgiveness later (after the acquittal)
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Bills would be paid more promptly too
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