Jacob Wohl's parents must be so proudhttps://twitter.com/lachlan/status/1123013699994836992 …
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Jacob Wohl is basically the Wile E. Coyote of conservative junior varsity ratfuckery.
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I know I promised @jbarro that Jacob Wohl would commit his own big-boy federal crime soon but I'm starting to think it's going to have to be one without a specific intent requirement because the boy's building a pretty convincing "too fucking stupid to crime" defense
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And because people keep asking: no, recruiting people to lie about public figures is not a federal crime until you start lying to the federal government or using the lies to swindle people out of money (or possibly do it to attack a witness in a proceeding)
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Speaking of too stupid to crime... I was always under the impression that 'I didn't know I couldn't do a thing' wasn't a legally acceptable excuse?
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For most crimes, correct.
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Is there a handy list for those that don't meet that criteria that we could email the white house? Asking for 300 million friends.
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There was actually a mini-splainer on this a few days ago :Dhttps://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1121437888128798720 …
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This is depressingly close to what I thought the reasoning was.
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Time to dust off the old goat semen crimes again.
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When you suspect the journey from Point A to Point B is going to have a twist or two.pic.twitter.com/mHYBX49V1Q
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Few thoughts 1. How is this goober not in prison yet? 2. It’s pretty striking that the looney toon conspiracies levied on the left by the right are being perpetrated by conservatives in real life and they don’t care.
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Fake news? Literal documented evidence of reporting said to be false that Trump actually lied about and proven true. Voter fraud? Not happening but systemic election fraud found in NC by GOP. Paying/recruiting people to lie about sexual allegations? Cue Jacob Wohl.
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I make such a point to check myself about my biases. That most people are pretty much the same, regardless of ideology. But man oh man.....the willing and gleeful way a big part of the country is not only gaslighted but ignoring those same offenses internally is crazy.
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“If he’s mentally unfit, you must acquit.”
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Is there like a punch card where once he gets 10 misdemeanors he can cash in for a free crime of his choice, and just go all-out with that one? Extra shots, double whip, malice aforethought, whole nine?
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Sort of like Don Jr?
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That did seem to be Mueller's evaluation of Junior.
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He really should’ve already been popped by the Minneapolis police for false reporting
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Don Jr Jr
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If Avenatti and David Hogg had a love child it would be Jacob Wohl.
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fuck you. and not for avenatti. you're a fucking jerk for taking a shot at a survivor of gun violence. fuck. you.
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David Hogg is a dumb piece of shit. Fuck him and fuck you too
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