Polar Vortex

@PolarVortex

Make America Cold Again. Buy my PolarVortex Premium Vodka. And try our new spiced rum. They'll keep you warm inside as you slowly succumb to hypothermia.

Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2014.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    30. sij 2019.
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  2. 16. stu 2019.

    When did Stifler get elected to Congress?

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  3. 11. stu 2019.
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  4. 22. lis 2019.

    "No quid pro quo" is the "no homo" of 2019.

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  5. 6. lis 2019.

    This is just my version of spring training camp. I spent several hours earlier today signing autographs for the fans.

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  6. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    30. ruj 2019.

    Nunavut Sivuniksavut students at the climate strike on Friday September 27. "Who are we? Inuit! What do we want? To be cold!"

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  7. 4. lis 2019.

    They stole this from me. I've been injecting PolarVortex Premium Vodka into Tide pods and selling them to frat boys for years now.

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  8. 27. ruj 2019.

    Karen please DM me. We have a peer counseling program for weather phenomena experiencing personal and family problems. Strictly confidential.

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  9. 27. ruj 2019.

    Can "Doesn't know the difference between a hyphen and an apostrophe." be a valid article of impeachment? Asking for a friend.

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  10. 17. ruj 2019.

    "Massive semen explosion" sounds like a typical Friday night in the PolarVortex household.

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  11. 16. ruj 2019.
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  12. 8. ruj 2019.

    Sometimes weather disasters kill people, and sometimes government responses to weather disasters kill people.

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  13. 6. ruj 2019.
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  14. 1. ruj 2019.

    Hell, I'm in the business and I never heard of a category 9 storm until you got elected.

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  15. 1. ruj 2019.

    As a major weather phenomenon, let me tell you a secret – if somebody rebukes us while holding their hands up in the air, we have to go home. It's the rules. Same thing if 8 people light one of those cylindrical candles with a colorful picture of a saint printed on the glass.

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  16. 1. ruj 2019.

    My sex tape would have to be shot in Cinemascope

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  17. 30. kol 2019.

    Idiots, that's my bung hole.

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  18. 26. kol 2019.

    Let's play Jeopardy. A: A tingly feeling in your naughty bits. Q: What are some of the early signs for the upcoming Polar Vortex season?

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  19. 26. kol 2019.

    Requested twitter feature: a projectile vomit button

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  20. 25. kol 2019.
    Prikaži ovu nit
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  21. 25. kol 2019.
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