Will Hughes

I will be streaming at least a bit tonight, probably another FUSER stream, probably a little later than 8

I don't think it's original or creative to express these thoughts—just true. If I wanted to be original or creative, I wouldn't have a podcast.

I am willing to allocate Batman a budget of $10 million. That's how much money Batman can have before his implicit crimes overwhelm the good of his explicit shenanigans.

It's not complicated: Batman is a billionaire, there are no good billionaires, ergo, Batman blows

I get that Outstanding Animated is real low-priority for most Emmy voters, but The Simpsons beating BoJack's "Free Churro" in 2019 is nutso-dumb.https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/1439152487089405956 …

Terre Haute: Come for the (now disposed of) nerve gas, stay for the federal execution site!

All the mustard gas dudes saw that one and face-palmed. "God, we fucked this one up so bad we sound like sandwich farts"

I don't usually like to give it up for marketing, but the folks who named nerve gas did a bang-up job: Sounds bad, is bad. Take the W, boys.

I think the worst thing about getting killed by a chainsaw is that it would make SUCH a good podcast anecdote but you'll never get to tell it

So, I'm thinking the Deathloop campaign is not a great fit for my streams? Partly it's because the game is all about discovery, so replaying it is just me doing stuff I already know, without any of the fun "figuring it out" part.

I was describing What We Do In The Shadows to Olivia this morning and when I got to the part where Colin Robinson is an energy vampire who feeds by making people annoyed and angry she immediately said "Oh you must love him" so anyway I died sorry long way to say that I died

I'll be streaming Deathloop tonight, starting at 8:15 p.m. If you want to try invading me, feel free to shoot me a PSN friend request at Plumberduck42

Some people sing in the shower; I perform sci-fi dystopian schtick for an audience of one

The actual inspiration for this was me imagining (and verbalizing, in the shower) an ad from the future where I try to pitch the consumer on eating clones of me. "I've spent my life functionally factory farming myself; I'm told the flavor compares favorably with aged Wagyu beef!"

Someone has to be the most delicious person on earth and I feel like I might be in the running.

Spent some serious time this morning contemplating whether my high fat content (marbling!) and high-sugar blood would make me notably more delicious to cannibals.

I just want this dumb fuck-up failson to be permanently happy, is that so much to ask?