ok I've thought through the implications and I don't like any of themhttps://twitter.com/conor_tripler/status/1236854779940204545 …
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so first I would def not go for it if I were the only one no way in hell
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the other possibility is that it's a worldwide thing this is better ig because at least we'd have infrastructure
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and per OP you get to pick the day there might be social pressure for clusters of people to pick certain days so that accommodations could be grouped and staggered across the community
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but even getting to pick the day you run into issues sure most years you remember and plan ahead but what if you get into a car accident and need emergency surgery on your way to the Shitting Clinic
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and pregnancy? hell humans are horny af they aren't going to plan for this imagine the superstitions cropping up for babies born on their mother's Day
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it would also severely limit both class and geographical mobility in the case of being pressured to pick a certain day
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like in this scenario everyone in the world would be incapacitated for 24hrs every year you can't just hide this!
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r/relationships.txt my bf won't tell me his Shitting Day and we've been dating for 7months what do I do?
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anyways nope won't do it bad deal all around
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i seriously don't get it i thought we all have at least one day every year where we are too depressed to leave the bathroom anyway and i cannot imagine that even constant defecation would make it much worse
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