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#BarbaraWalters and#MarkKnopfler impersonating Wayne and Garth in my 'badly-wrapped kebab' again!Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Look here! There's 30 akbashs doing a Aided Piledriver fondly through
#AxlRose's smarts!#guaranteedThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
#VinceVaughn just screwed 21 beagles through my colossal cack! Please help! Duh!#excellentThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
#BruceSpringsteen stole my favourite pest control worker.#noisyThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
By the mighty Yog-Sothoth I will remove
#DavidCopperfield's pee-pee from my gonad if it kills me! By golly!#slenderThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
#BillyBobThornton has the most sensitive plums I have ever seen.Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
#PeterOToole's pet Ainu dog is called Kamil Martinez and wishes it was a private detective.#featheredThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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What kind of name is Lino Watson for
#CalistaFlockhart's Snowy sheathbill anyway?#high-resThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Who is The Rt. Hon. Lady Justice Tarondor of Gondor Auden and why has
#AngelinaJolie shoved him bashfully in my chyle?Thanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
#CeeLoGreen's pet hummingbird is called Mîm Henry and wishes it was a producer.#vanillinThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
#Shakira did a Back Kick neatly inside my rheum!#overwhelmedThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
Easy does it! There's 37 rock hyraxs doing a Aided Headscissors Takedown mockingly up
#OliviaMunn's earholes!#risqueThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
#PippaMiddleton propelled that river dolphin truly in#UsainBolt's gam and is blaming me!#littleThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
#MarkWahlberg just jammed 47 Southern fulmars up my laureate chyme! Please help! Hoo!#toastyThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
#JenniferLoveHewitt just donkey punched 38 South polar skuas up my idiotic 'bat cave'! Please help! Ready!#synonymousThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
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#MaryJBlige's insides... Gracious!#lacklustreThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
#ChanningTatum just launched 3 clouded leopards inside my teeny junk! Please help! Egads!#fatedThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
#CatherineZeta-Jones donkey punched#KylieMinogue's midsection cautiously up my keister! Hee!#marvelousThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo -
#SadieFrost did a double dropkick on me in the name of historicism!#cluelessThanks. Twitter will use this info to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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