Tim

@Playing_Dad

We learned more from a three-minute record, baby, than we ever learned in school

United States
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2012.

Medijski sadržaj

  1. 30. sij
  2. 21. sij

    *Wile E Coyote comes out of building, looks both ways and speed walks away*

  3. 7. sij

    Me: OK, guess I'm going to sleep Brain: What about all your bills? Me: Why would you... Brain: Can Iran reach us with a bomb? Me:

  4. 30. pro 2019.

    This picture accurately represents how I feel at work every day

  5. 19. pro 2019.

    [knock @ door] Me: Who is it? Moon: Ummm...it Lou. Me: What's your last name? Moon: Nar. Me: I'm not opening the door. You're just the moon in disguise. Moon: No, it's just a phase

  6. 13. pro 2019.

    Me: We're taking the bus Her: I don't like the bus. Let's fly - it's way quicker. Me: Just get on the bus Her: Yes, we are definitely taking the bus

  7. 6. pro 2019.

    When you've had such a bad day at work even your cat knows not to fuck with you

  8. 5. pro 2019.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci
  9. 5. pro 2019.

    Her: Where is my birthday present? Me: It's coming Her: I hope you didn't spend a lot of money Me: Just look up

  10. 30. stu 2019.

    The rest of the college football world watching Alabama get eliminated from the playoffs

  11. 30. stu 2019.

    The rest of college football watching Ohio State pound Michigan into the dirt

  12. 28. stu 2019.

    Me: I think it's time to get you glasses. Her: Why? Me: You got a few things wrong on our Thanksgiving dinner

  13. 22. stu 2019.
    Odgovor korisnicima i sljedećem broju korisnika:

    I'm telling you...

  14. 22. stu 2019.

    The Mandalorian has the exact same voice as Kristoff at the beginning of Frozen when he is covered in snow

  15. 22. stu 2019.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci
  16. 21. stu 2019.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci
  17. 20. stu 2019.

    I'm gonna tell my kids this was Jurassic Park

  18. 20. stu 2019.

    Trump and Pence right now

  19. 19. stu 2019.

    Wife: Just stick to the grocery list Me: I am Wife: Nothing but what's on the list Me: [crossing fingers] I promise

  20. 18. stu 2019.

    *Wile E Coyote comes out whistling to himself while speed walking away from the building*

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