Pizza Goat

@Pizza_Goat

Not too hot. aka Cocoa

Joined March 2012
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  1. 13 Nov 2015

    . No. First there was me and then these disgusting fools.

    First Pizza Rat and now there's Cookie Rat, just as good and also going viral:
    2 likes
  2. 11 Jan 2014

    Last time I was I ate the pie AND the fork, why's this Park Slope dad getting so much attention?

    1 like
  3. 10 Jan 2014

    Fork? Knife? Hands? Amateur hour.

  4. 23 Oct 2012

    . Thanks for noticing. Accidentally ate my Blackberry awhile back, couldn't tweet.

    1 retweet
  5. 23 Oct 2012

    . You should have said hello. I don't bite, unless you're a slice of pizza, or a waxy cup.

    1 retweet 1 like
  6. 23 Oct 2012

    . Thanks for noticing, but, for the record, I walk myself. cc

  7. 29 Jun 2012

    . Just keep on -- Traffic jam in the village? It's probably me.

  8. 29 Jun 2012

    RT : This pizza eating goat may just be my favorite thing in the world ever:

    3 retweets
  9. 29 Jun 2012

    Hey I may be a "chick magnet" but I'm also definitely a chick.

  10. 25 Jun 2012

    Enjoy your meal boys -- I'll be laughing...

  11. 5 May 2012

    Is it worse to be stalked by a hypnotist or hypnotized by a stalker?

    1 retweet
  12. 26 Apr 2012

    I will never eat Cheerios ever again.

    1 retweet
  13. 17 Apr 2012

    No, I don't want some cereal.

  14. 16 Apr 2012

    Yes, I know I look good. photo

  15. 15 Apr 2012

    . I'm available for assignments. Fair warning, I have been banned from several restaurants for eating off the menu.

  16. 15 Apr 2012

    I'm big in England.

    1 retweet
  17. 15 Apr 2012

    My last tweet was a lie.

  18. 15 Apr 2012

    I'm made very uncomfortable by all this new attention.

  19. 14 Apr 2012

    . You're a star. invited me to see vs. Nets, wanna join?

  20. Pizza Goat followed , , and 11 others
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      @goodfellas_si

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