OMG!
what is the world coming to! 


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Is this an April fool? Have I been in a coma and woke up sixteen days later to this?
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Sounds like trying to eat a Magnum with the wrapper on

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Hahaha love that!
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Just had a thought - will this change the way lesfic authors write love scenes?
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Now there’s a thought. Maybe I need to introduce a roll of cling film in my next love scene

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I thought the taste and smell were part of the experience.
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There needs to be a warning with this story! It's grim!
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... and I’d just started eating my dinner when I read this... sigh...
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Did you read the bit about eating out straight from the gym?!

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