What a tit
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Imagine that's your lasting mark in the world - trying to marry your laptop. Let him at it, I say
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Is he a laptop?
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He's the kind of person who asks a pair of chopsticks, which one is a fork....
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Ahh must be love until it crashes on him and the laptop dies. Plus if his knob fits in the headphone port good for him

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Has he proposed to a Dell..? I hope she says no
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Who says the laptop can't consent...or notpic.twitter.com/wGelSKttzT
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So does he think his laptop is a person or does he think gay people aren't people?
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What a complete tool, let him marry his laptop because nobody else will have him.
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