because it's an inanimate object sir
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It amuses me how anti-gay marriage folk never manage to understand the difference between humans and objects with these peculiar comparisons
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I don't get why they can't allow gays to get married! It's actually baffles me how they think gays getting married is the end of the world
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I read about a lady who claims to have already married it. Sorry, sir, the object of your affection is taken.
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Did the Eiffel Tower answered?? Poor THING, she might not want to marry him...
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Is it a she??
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Anyone know the citizenship rules in Australia? Pretty sure it would have to move.
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The Eiffel Tower is an erection which, from the look of you, you could not even begin to measure.
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The Eiffel Tower has better taste than to marry him.
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