He's lucky. We also control the weather and could have sent a rain cloud to follow him everywhere ... 

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If he wants the real reason he doesn't deserve a raise, he just needs a good long look in the mirror. Thank goodness that if any police officer in the UK said something like this, they would be out of a job.
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