As long as the dessert is 5 feet away from you at all times
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The only person who would think this is clearly used to dealing with broke dudes. When I go to a restaurant, I’m ordering what I want because I’m paying. But then again, I’m not broke.
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It's an irrefutable well-known proven scientific Fact that gay men have different daily dietary & nutritional requirements than straight men & lesbians due to their unique chromosomal metabolisms. Everybody knows that this is not a "choice". Duh!!!
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