Maybe if he just touched his own junk a bit he'd chill tf out
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What I was thinking
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No one else will be touching it either, natural selection at work right here.pic.twitter.com/iTUfBteevG
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...how does he pee...?

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But yeah, joking aside, something happened to this man & he probably needs help.
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Send him a case of feminine hygiene spray.
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Another made up story to create tensions between gay and straight people. Shame on you!pic.twitter.com/oPQzY8odFH
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Lolol love my straights haha
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Wait. Why is she still with him?
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