Because “look after the planet” definitely wasn’t the first thing God told humanity to do 
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Always quick to disparage what you dont understand
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Took the words right out of my mouth.


End of conversation
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Thank goodness, there is no God.pic.twitter.com/ViLHGZqtCF
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Freak misogyny
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Pesky demons always trying to influence people to save the planet. How very dare they! BEGONE!
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Alright, this is fucking hilarious
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