This is fair, I read it and now I’m a penguin
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I’m reading an article on millionaires. Well, it might work
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Book about math could make children become numbers. Book about cooking could make children become tofu.
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I’ve read a lot of Doctor Who books and I have found myself battling with the Nestene Consciousness on occasion. And yes, my dog is a robot with an eye on a telescopic stalk. So I can see where they’re coming from.
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I’m read a book about LeBron James. I didn’t turn into LeBron James.
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Said parent should look itself in a mirror first and question sanity
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CARS movie turned all young viewers into automobiles. Disney cartoons turn children into mice and ducks. I can keep going all night, here.
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Is this not a Parks and Recreation episode?

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Satire is now reality
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Must be an incredibly well written book, if it has the power to do that. Ghost author- H Potter?
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