Many years ago there was a guy that kept coming in for sticking utensils (butter knives, forks, spoons) in the end of his penis. Not the handle part, no that would only be mildly insane, he went for the gusto. Now I bet everyone is envisioning how he would get a 4 pronged fork in
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Christmas baubles
Light bulbs
Chains
Lube bottles