David Davis?
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Thanks for that


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Rolmao x 90 worse thing I have heard getting stuck a mp3 player on while still playing music a vibrator not enough lube.
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Best thing I have read ever.
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I prefer a cell phone crammed up my ass. That way, when someone calls, I get a ding-a-ling!
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