OMG...This is a GENIUS excuse for someone who doesn't like to give oral. I mean totally selfish, but genius. BF: hey honey, it's my birthday (suggestive winks) Me: No can do babe, I'm afraid oral is out until the next coming of Christ when Jesus can clear this whole thing up.
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So this guy obviously does not like getting blown from his wife oh how sad. What a great pleasure he is missing out on.


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There’s nothing wrong with talking about it. Bloody Christians.
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Well in that case, I'll give oral where someone would like it! I'm ace, but I'll give oral just to spite this idiot, for any gender too.
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Thank GOD we own something since 1969


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Enema too ?
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Really
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