Does it count if we still have our clothes on?
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I’ll have some of that, please
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Anytime I see the word “church” in a headline these days, I expect it will be followed by something awful. I was not disappointed...
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Is there any other?
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I wonder what church congregations get upto behind closed doors. More tea vicar? Crumpet on the side maybe?
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They hide the sex toys in their dishwashers. I'm certain.
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Yeah, but judging by the content & tone of their comments, I'm betting for heterosexuals it's always really bad sex: clothes on, lights off, no foreplay, 3 minutes up & down in the missionary position, always an argument over who ends up in the damp patch.
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Is that what "marriage" is to straight people? Fascinating.
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I'm very angry about Christians indoctrinating our children with ridiculous myths and fables and calling them The Truth So lets call it squits, shall we?
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