Adaptive Brightness is a revolutionary new feature that drops Googlers' IQ by 40 points when thinking about social responsibility
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Now we're on to self-driving cars. My dream for San Francisco is one of high-capacity self-driving cars on dedicated rights of way
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LOL, to talk about car safety they are bringing out a guy named... Dmitri. I am a proud Slav, but this is not the topic you want one of us presenting on
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Integrated DNA testing in the wheel well allows us not only to detect pedestrians, but to automatically notify next-of-kin
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If you enjoyed this thread, please help support ten Congressional candidates who will hopefully tax and regulate Google into a smoking crater once they're in office. I'll live-tweet that too!https://secure.actblue.com/donate/great_slate …
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Alarmingly in about 3 percent of cases the app instead arranges for a lookalike person to be delivered to your address rather than the outfit.
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Outfit AI: (1) Adidas sandals with nubby massaging bits (2) Hanes beefy T (3) Cool Ranch Doritos (for stain) (4) One of those belts with the long excess that douchebags in 5th grade used to wear (5) Dior Homme 5-pocket pants <add to cart>
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