They didn't even have blue LEDs. Can you fucking imagine? No blue LEDs?
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You can buy a better used Corolla in 2018 than the million-dollar stuff they made in the 80s. Don't listen to your elders talking about the good old days. Remember they were literally all poisoned with lead as children.
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Damn I went too far
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The "it used to be better" thing always confused me. So you're saying that through your life you did not measurably improve the world for your children? Like, you're bragging about that? Have some pride in your work geeze. Thanks for making the world suck way less for me.
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How did I get here from executive summaries that’s what I want to know.
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“I wish I lived in the old times, as a knight with a squire and honor among Men.” My liege, enjoy the fecal bacteria in your porridge and fresh morning air from the open pit of animal carcasses, you myopic simpleton.
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This is not an insult to Ren fairs, which are still totally dope and have no fecal bacteria in the porridge.
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If you ate a Tide pod in 1700 you’d be totally screwed but you can survive it in 2018. I think that’s all you need to know about how far human society has advanced. That shit sheds the epithelial layer of your entire esophagus.
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That is why God in his mercy did not invent Tide pods until 2012.
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