Ugh I don't like writing Executive Summaries in reports because they spoil the fun of the story. It's like if Law and Order said at the start of the episode who set fire to the student newspaper dispenser and got murdered by a chipped colichemarde over an electric scooter rental.
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DISPLAY SWORDS WILL CHIP ON BONE YOU DUMBASS TERRANCE. YOU CANT GO AROUND WHACKING PEOPLE WITH HIGH-CHROMIUM STEEL THEY'LL FIND THE FRAGMENT DURING AUTOPSY AND TRACE THE METALLURGY TO YOUR HIGHSCHOOL FRIEND'S ARTISANAL BLACKSMITH SHOP BY THE EAST RIVER
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I don't know what this Twitter account is about but it sure is exciting
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It really screws with my head that there used to be armies with just swords. Can you imagine. Just spending hours walking towards other people with a pointy stick you have to slap them with while not getting slapped by their pointy stick made of barely-acceptable metal work.
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Everyone talks about ouhh fancy steel and katanas while ignoring the fact 99% of the time it was some crappy bronze alloy they made with a campfire or pig iron thing that just broke in half and that you'd be better off melting down spoons from your local burger bar.
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I literally wouldn't sign up to be a billionaire in 1980. The past majorly sucked ass in every way.
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They didn't even have blue LEDs. Can you fucking imagine? No blue LEDs?
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You can buy a better used Corolla in 2018 than the million-dollar stuff they made in the 80s. Don't listen to your elders talking about the good old days. Remember they were literally all poisoned with lead as children.
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Damn I went too far
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My mom had that million dollar corolla. It broke down constantly.
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