The greatest gift any parent can give in this world is leaving their children at home. That gift is given to the rest of us.
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Replying to @Pinboard
People think the Wolf of Wall Street was a sociopath, but he's got nothin' on me when I bring my toddler to a nice restaurant
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Replying to @__apf__
The only time it's acceptable to bring a toddler to a restaurant is if they've run out of veal
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Just hungry.
6:30 PM - 5 Apr 2018
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