People think the Wolf of Wall Street was a sociopath, but he's got nothin' on me when I bring my toddler to a nice restaurant
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The only time it's acceptable to bring a toddler to a restaurant is if they've run out of veal
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nope.
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Nothing could be further from the truth if you actually want the next generation to be better than this one.
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On behalf of everyone who was ever a toddler: f you.
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We know it. And we are so very, very sorry. And humiliated. That's why we hang out with other parents: its a fellowship of people whose children behave like troll-brats.
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I'd hang out with your kid anyday. I'm going to need her sweet, sweet paycheck when I'm old!
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Why would you just decide to dump on a entire segment of humanity like this? And a particularly vulnerable one too. Replace ‘children’ with any other class and listen to how this sounds.
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Bring the kids. Just be a good parent.
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This is why I really need to speak to your parents
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