The death cab is jamming some top 40 from his phone. It’s fucking surreal to see your life flash before your eyes to Mariah Carey
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not gonna stand here and watch you burn
.oO( think you are though… )
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Traffic has picked up a lot so we’ve cut speed. Now only 100. Makes the lane changes more exciting — there’s obstacles!
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Turns out he was rushing to get back to his wife. Aw. Now we’re stuck in traffic. He’s on speaker phone and his wife is yelling at him.
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This is the new speed. But less exciting.pic.twitter.com/a0lkQcONrq
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2 BANGKOK 2 TAXI: YABA DRIFT
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I’m totally relaxed cause the cab actually has fully functional seatbelts in the back. So I put it on if we were gonna get in a crash or something.
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Fuck this guy is gonna be pissed when he finds out I don’t have any cash for the fare on me.
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Who has two thumbs and didn’t die in a fiery road collision? This guy!

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Have some consideration and spare us the Twitter thread about whether you were assassinated or it was just Thailand
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