sir, welcome to the #resistance
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Lol, everything adds up but next time take a selfie - some people need inspiration.
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i feel "seen" right now
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I just disconnect & reconnect the ribbons as I go...
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I discreetly vandalize the inflight magazine. Ideas: * Remove letters so it says something entirely different. * Add commentary to advertisements. * Add mustaches
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Sometimes I leave a little water in my water bottle before going through security. Take that, establishment.
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I opt out of the security scanning and make them pat me down in public. If they want to waste my time with security theater, I’m gonna waste as much of their time as I can too.
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But you also waste the time of those behind you
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The jobs-worth at Heathrow made me go back through the empty line when I tried that and got to the front of his cubicle
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Just when you thought you couldn’t hate heathrow more
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