to improve your chances of customer service in the afterlife, write out ‘https://' on your Ouija board so I don’t have to spell it
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You had better start mummifying data now.
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Uh, I mean, it’s going to take you a really long time (not that you are not long for this world, sorry!)
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Canopic jars are the new cloud!
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Data exfil *through the nose*
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Just give it all back to us, but translated into inscrutable hieroglyphics
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Those who marked the “remember me” checkbox will find it wasn’t a request
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You only mention getting hit by a bus. What if I am worried about other ways you might shuffle off?
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the Prophecy is really clear about it being a bus
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I can get behind any and all Ozymandias references. even if I have no context at all.
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