The secret Australians don’t want you to know: the two deadliest animals in that country, by far, are horses and cattle. The rest is bluster
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also, they run bona fide concentration camps for refugees, and pavlova just isn’t that tasty. Three secrets! Australians hate him!
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I’m not sure you should be wading into the Pavlova issue! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11897482 …
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New Zealand is junior varsity Australia! Didn’t quite make the team!
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You’re dead to me.
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I’m coming in February with a suitcase full of snakes!
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