Clearly we just need to find two ex-Googlers to tackle this problem and deliver an even worse solution
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No sounds on the microwave itself, but push notifications!
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Exactly! Microwaves are loud, why do you need a loud noise to tell you that it’s done making a loud noise?
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No beep, but must watch targeted ads for the duration your food takes to heat
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And Big Lumen. Can we also hate the people responsible for those always-on LEDs that are part of everything?
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My Bosch kettle beeps loudly enough to be heard anywhere in the flat when I turn it on. No secret tea here.
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"You know what would really snazz this up? Ultra-bright blue LEDs" said every manufacturer and no consumer ever
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I remember the late 90s when blue leds were only just commercially available and I couldn't get enough of them
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@standupmaths has not given up on life: https://youtu.be/cNZ-w5XYVZ8Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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How about a beepless wave that can hold its radiation? Our even knocks out cellular.
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