Fantasies for when I get really rich: appliances that don’t beep, and a TV that can flip through channels quickly, like it did in 1991
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i can’t believe i’m actually testing this for you at 11:30PM
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good thing you charge by the day, not hourly!
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NO BEEP MOTHERFUCKER
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Now you have to tell him that yours is last year's model, and this years models all beep on end of cooking...
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