I just realized I don't have any friends who would cover for me if I killed somebody and now I'm sad
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Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity
there’s no feeling as lonely as trying to run an entire human body through a deli slicer by one’s self
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Replying to @Pinboard @SwiftOnSecurity
Luxury. Try doing it with just a mandoline sometime.
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