If you already own a juicebro, you can’t even stockpile and freeze juice packs for later, because the servers will presumably go offline
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Internet can only transmit viruses, not bacteria, so it'd give you norovirus instead
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Keurig for probiotics
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some jerk will probably buy the company, shutter it, and move it off AWS ;-)
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