or they’ll be bought by a malicious domain squatter who makes sure that you drink pure salmonella/e.coli
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Do they actually need to phone home just to juice a damn packet you already have?
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I assumed there was a less godawful way to check if the packet is "legitimate", not like that's a question we should even have to ask
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good thing there's an undocumented manual override!
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I bet those servers are delicious.
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You can stockpile their juice packs all you want. Because you can just squeeze them by hand.https://twitter.com/technology/status/854748090515042304 …
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Sure you can. Co-workers often just bring the juice packets and squeeze them into a cup at their desk. It's quicker.
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Even if the servers were online, they'd reject the packs as expired after a week.
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No no. That tweet needs to go over to the
@internetofshit account
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