Toss heavy bolts in its blades.
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you'll be dead from shrapnel, blender has giant blades. If you could lift heavy bolts might as well lift the lid.
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Years ago, the panic was getting stuck inside a flooded-out car. "Experts" said we should carry a spring-loaded punch in glovebox.
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Blenders don't do a whole lot without liquid in them Now wondering if whomever came up with that ever used a blender
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parkour and giant frozen strawberries
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I usually stomp my keys down into the blade-seam, then hop up spread-legged onto the jar’s shoulders and let nature take her course
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What are you carrying? What else is in the blender with you? What brand of blender? Square or round?
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