“Everyone loves a nice, warm hash on a cloudy day. So we’ve added more hashing rounds to our cloud vault”
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It’s dumb but it’s roughly 10739478267x better than “we regularly make improvements to the app” or whatever
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I don't hate fun or nothin', but I truly cannot grasp the reason for "fun" release notes.
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The cutification of software is really starting to piss me off. People think it's humanising. It's not. It's Americanising.
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Thumbs down on cutesy, but they know about the northern and southern hemisphere season difference which amazed me. "Summer release"


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I use 1 password and recommend it. But stuff like this makes it look like a clown car
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as if I needed another reason to hate the whole "let's make the release notes FUN!" schtick
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Twenty-five years ago when I invented it, it was cool!
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Thanks Jon! I'm glad you're enjoying my release notes!
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That's why we include the TL;DR. That way you can skip the verbose description if you like.

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you’re halfway to the correct solution. You’re a security product, people’s lives may depend on you
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