THE UPTIME IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR WELLBEING, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!1 /s
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99.9999%* uptime guarantee. * As long as
@Pinboard feels like waking up or lifting a finger.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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old hat, you need to outfit your home with Hue lights and have them flash statuses at you
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You could also rig a shock collar if response time dips below 1.5 seconds
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You sleep? But I pay you nearly 7 cents a day.
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"What part of PASSIVE income do you not get?"
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exactly. Sometimes all a server needs is 8-10 hours of quiet rest with the power off
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Let me be the 1st to propose you rig a system to raise the opiates in your nighttime IV drip as site worsens. Optional: conversely.
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I read that as “outrage” and assumed you were announcing pinboard’s fearless AI division.
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if pinboard goes down a system should disable your alarm clock so you can sleep in and tackle the problem well-rested whenever you wake up.
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Was there downtime again? Darn it, I always miss it and I can’t rightfully complain when I didn’t personally catch it down.
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