Being a "millionaire" in Silicon Valley means you own a house and make lease payments on a Mazda.
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Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity
If you have a million dollars and fly to Silicon Valley, you'll find the house you wanted to buy sold yesterday for 1.2 million dollars.
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If I ever made a million dollars. I will quit IT job and move back to my village. Everything is fresh, clean and cheap in village
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Replying to @nixcraft @SwiftOnSecurity
I moved back to my village without the million dollars. No need to wait for the never-arriving lottery win, enjoy life while you have it.
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I bet you 20 New Zealand koalas that Thiel moves in next door and blocks that view
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He'll only move to NZ if there's an apocalypse, so I'll be able to survive by stealing from his stockpiles of Soylent and baby blood. Win!
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Soylent Red
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Maybe you can get the blood babies to unionise? Parabiosis donors put the "pool" in "last unrecognised labour pool of Silicon Valley".
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