Speak for your own furniture man
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You seem unreasonably confident regarding the state of my furniture.
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Law & Order: Furniture Crimes Division. Dun dun.
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your chair *is* flammable now. look at that big label. turned out that flame retardants were carcinogenic
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if I understand the standard, it’s “flammable but not like, crazy flammable”
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Uh, they checked the "no flame retardant" box, didn't they?
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If only the same were true of the
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