Mastodon does almost all of this 
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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They made some changes to the way replies show up. Obscuring the @ usernames from the actual tweet.pic.twitter.com/b61ekgaFil
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Random flailing to get the stock price back up again.
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Yeeeppp. You gottit in one.
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