Do you ever wonder who are these metalsmiths in medieval lands are who also know how to measure breast size correctly.
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"Hey Jacob, this breastplate you made for my armor is too small." "Damnit Linda, I'm an engineer, not a fashion designer!"
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Do you ever think about how if you went back in time with a metal spoon from an IHOP, it would be the purest, strongest metal in the world?
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Did you know they have to reclaim steel from sunken WWII ships because nuclear isotopes contaminate everything now https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Low-background_steel …
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This means that if you went back in time with any metal, and an archaeologist found it, they would know you went back in time.
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this is easy to fix. Make sure you take the metal you go back in time with from the archaeology museum. Close the loop!
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or just practice leave-no-trace like a good time traveler? geeze did y'all grow up in a city or what
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how old is a spoon that travels in a loop through time? And who made it? Much more fun than your hippie idea!
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this hearkens back to Primer tbh
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