The trick is to sync your screams up with a toddler’s so perfectly that nobody knows you’re doing it.
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those toddler sized bottles of liquor are for you then
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As a parent who has flown with two toddlers: ignore anyone who gives you shit about this. Parents like us on planes are monsters.
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Buy a case of melatonine and hand out. They'll sleep for at least the remainder of the flight. Works on adults as well.
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Know how you feel. I get terrible stares off the cabin crew whenever I shit my pants
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