I went to china once. New MacBook Air. Left it open and out on the hotel desk. Wonder if it threw them. “It’s a trap! Way too obvious”
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Replying to @thegrugq
Checked it over when I got home. Seemed clean. Reinstalled OS X and sold it on Craigslist. lol
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Just the idea of blackbaggers standing around trying to figure out if it’s a trap or extreme carelessness. Hahaha worth it
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I was there 3 days and never moved it, just unpacked it, unlocked it (“password1”), launched chrome, then waited.
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Probably the only laptop that wasn’t backdoored at that hotel.
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looking forward to next year, when you make yourself a jacket out of flank steak and go on safari
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if you can’t have fun with the secret police, who can you have fun with? Their job is boring, brighten their day with a puzzle!
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they used to do this to the poor polar bears in Central Park. Bring out a huge block of ice with apples frozen inside
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wondering if the US diplomats being harassed could turn the tables by shitting on the floor before FSB arrives “fuck! Was my plan”
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