I learned the most important lesson about communism before I was six: THERE IS NOT ENOUGH HAM. Pulled ripcord right there
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Replying to @Pinboard
I just paid 40 dollars for 3 cocktails and am getting a private Uber home. Let's keep up the communism talk!
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Replying to @mimismartypants
pouring you a Victory Gin!
6:33 PM - 7 Feb 2017
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