Sixth visit to New Zealand and you still haven't caught on: we call it what it is, mate.
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(Now wishing I'd gone with “still haven't caught on what they're feeding you.” Because it's harder to interpret as me being a jerk. Mate.)
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“Frinch priss” just doesn’t have the right ring. the French weren’t happy, and demanded an alternative.
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plunger? i barely... (no, seriously, i haven't had enough coffee for that yet).
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At least you can have your martini violently shaken not stirred.
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Make French press coffee. Pour your cup. Pour rest into the lap of person making plunger jokes. Enjoy fresh screams w/your coffee.
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We call it "plunger coffee" in Australia too - but you'd never realise because everyone drinks espresso here
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unrelated visit on the way home from Australia
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