it's like the best advent calendar ever.
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a shitbird in a hair pieeeeece.
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the public is empty of outrage, like an apple watch when you want to know the time or an iphone when you are on a long train ride
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I've been forced to resort to cheap, imported sweatshop outrage. The artisinal domestic stuff was just too expensive for this campaign.
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