Alexa can only order things you've already ordered, so I hope you need two 55 gallon drums of lube
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Q: Can I bathe in this? A: My friend, you can bathe in anything.
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almost as fun as yelling "Xbox Off!" at Christmas.
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why did I click this? 2 months of ads for lubricants
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I gotta turn my echo off
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Next up:
@Pinboard is disinvited from all house parties.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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for all we know
@wevibe is working on that integration as we speak, but probably only to save face https://mobile.twitter.com/BoingBoing/status/776174191833997317 …This Tweet is unavailable.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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So many questions.
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