Left in the back of a taxi…
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‘Amazing! Uber driver returns $1.2 billion left in his car by absent-minded passenger!’
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did they check the fridge?
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down the back of the sofa/inside the austerity panda
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that’s not the loss figure, since it exceeds the actual army budget.
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In trunk of a black autonomous car.
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there’s always money in the banana stand.
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next round of funding ..
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