choosing not to wear shorts is technically a deed so 
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in fact, no pants at all? ;)
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What about shorts over pants? We can call it shants.
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dammit we in the Ports Authority harbour grave misgivings about your nomenclature
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short-shaming
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They’re at least wearing something though right, because… creepy.
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is it ok if I wear shorts between wearing the fireproof racing suit? I get hot easily.
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falls under the ‘sports’ exemption
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