Here is the shorts decision procedure: are you male? Over 20 years old? Over 50 meters from the sea? Then it’s long pants for you
Replying to @arthpeeters
boats are covered in the marine exemption (although long pants still look classier there). Agree about sports
10:00 AM - 5 Aug 2016
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